toddler talk

Prayer from my 3 year old:

"Dear God, thank you I not get a spankin' today.....Amen."

Questions from my 3 year old:

"Mommy, what are those ants on you?" "Honey, those are moles."
"Where did you get those poles mommy?" "No, you mean moles.." "Your moles, where did you get them?" "God gave them to me baby... " "Oh...I like your poles mommy..."

Directions from my 3 year old:

"Mommy, where are you going?" "Where do we go almost every Monday morning?" "I don't know....."(in a sing-songy voice) "Yes you do...." "We goin to school....." "Yes,....." "You're not going the wight way. Turn wight Mommy.....MOMMY TURN WIGHT!" "Honey, if I turned r-r-right I would be heading back home...." "Oh, well your not going the wight way so I say turn wight...."